Who is she, bro?

Supp~~ I am back with another post (that sounds like what youtubers say before their video...)
I am going to a class chalet in a while and I am sure I will miss blogging.

So who was on twtter yesterday?
I wasn't, I was lazy. My friend told me..
What was her name?
Huh? What? I can't hear you?
Again?
Okay, who is LilySwagB? (lol this is like a weird name for me)

Not water lily, is Princess Lily~~ Here you goooooo

O.O Her country no aids sial...

This is.. her... Twitter... 

I am thinking why are there flowers instead of middle fingers...

Anyway, why I need to blog this is because she talked about us, singaporeans~

Like Amanda Bieber, this is like the second one but... I think.. Worse? Or something?

It pisses me off to see these tweets of hers

Wah, sial. Like that. This girl has problems, people

Even Donghae agrees.
There are more:

So... She stalk Big Bang and saw them masturbating?

And she went to smell SHINee and rotten shit to compare?

She's brave, people *claps for her stupidity*

There are like other more but I am too tired to printscreen them. And I also don't want to cause some religious or racial kind of things here. We are peace lovers, right singaporeans?

I know she insulted the muslims, koreans, singaporeans, or.. whatever. But when many sees it, everyone is (mostly) gonna inslut her back!

Hey.. Wanna see her get own?

KENA OWNED CAAAAAN??!
Brb laughing

For those who don't really know the Muslim culture well.. Me either.. But if I am not wrong (I am sorry if I am), Allah is one of the Gods the Muslims pray to. I guess so. Actually, no matter whose God she is talking about, I will still be angry. It may be Jesus, or God of Mercy, or of any religion, it is someone's religion. We are here, trying to make peace and we have people like her on this earth.
Why?
Like whyyyyyy

But guess what?

SINGLISH'S FAMOUSSSSSSSS

Yay~~~

And we, singaporeans, make her feel like shit!

Yay~~

Her fans? She has them?

Ohhhh.. You mean.. This?

This one? Eh, can upgrade.

Nice anot? Now technology so good, got better ones

Tada~~~~~ This is the best ones in sg

Wait.. Why you don't want air con? More cooling leh...

Don't want?

Sure?

Okay lor.

Oh ya, she say our singlish is.. dumb right?

Let's see who's dumb!

I know right?
It is so good.
And yes, Lily, you should be REPLACED BY our Tony Tan-
Wait, you can't be compared to our cute president.
Blehhhh~~
Blah~~
Keep talking to the hand cause the face ain't listening~

For those who are hurt, like me
Don't worry. Just ignore her.
Because Donghae says....

So why give a damn?

Now, I will use YOLO. Be happy, we don't need to be hurt by her. All you need to do is...

Put your elbow on the table.

Hold your hand up.

Wait for her twitter profile to appear on your screen.

And there you have a reason to let your middle finger to stand up for you!

LilySwagB, or Princess Lily or... water lily

This post isn't for you.

It is for my beautiful, beautiful viewers :D

Not you.

For sure.

Confirm guarantee plus chop!

You don't understand?

Then don't mess with us, Singaporeans. And Koreans and the muslims and all that were insulted.

This post goes to GYTW who told me about LilySwagB~~

Peace out!

I'll blog on Saturday when I am back~~

Okthxbye

Tomorrow's a big day!

Supp, guys! It has been a long time since I blogged. And since tomorrow is 23rd November, I should blog about something. 
Why tomorrow's a big day? (Not really for me but.. You'll see why)
SMTOWN LIVE TOUR III IN SINGAPORE
I am so excited.
And sadly, I am not attending it.
Why~~~ *cries a river*
I can't see my Hae~~ Super Junior~~ Wae~~~

I wanted to attend it at first.. My parents said okay but suddenly, you know, their choices decided to switch. I know right. I was happy for my life and suddenly it was gone. Once again, *cries a river*
But.. Who cares?
TOMORRRRROOWWWWWW
There is Super junior, Girls Generation,TVXQ, SHINee, F(x), EXO, BoA and Kangta, and probably more which I may or not know. (I did not check the list..)
Anyway~
IMMA- Okay, singaporean fans are- BREATHING WITH THEM. 
THE SAME AIR, ON THE SAME LANDDDDD
Is there anything I would ask for?
I breathed with them like... Four times already! (I am proud of such lame things I do 'with' them)
Yes, I know I only attended one concert which they were sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo small.

That was Kpop Night Concert.. Er.. 2010? I think?

Who cares?

I SAW TIFFANY ON THE BIG SCREEN AND SHE WAS SPEAKING IN HER AWESOME ENGLISH ACCENT!

There was SHINee, ZE:A, FT-Island, BigBang, SNSD, and... that new group.. which I literally can't remember.

BigBang was awesome-

WAIT

That isn't my point.

My point is SMTOWN is tomorrow, many fans are gathering at the airport.

Which Idk if I am lucky that I am there or not.

Please.

Do you really need me to be on my knees for this? *goes on knees*

Please.

I beg all of youuuuuuu

Don't squeeze.

Don't push.

Don't pull.

Don't scratch anyone with your long nails or manicure nails becos they are expensive, you don't want them to break.

As much as I also want to, don't touch Donghae's or any of their faces, or like whatever you all want to touch.

Please.

For the past few times they came, there were many things that happened.

Mini car accidents.

Some injuries and stuff.

That damn lightstick hit our Yesungie's head. I know it is big. I know it looks huggable. I know his hair is like you may never get to touch. But LIGHTSTICKS AREN'T FOR THROWING, YOU ARE NOT IN STARWARS. YOU ARE AT A CONCERT, WAVE IT NOT FREGGIN THROW IT ON HIS HEAD.

Wad?

His head look like bull's eye ah?

I mean, dude or whoever you are, you have problems! 

Even Hae's not happy!

LOL me.

So please!

I am not saying that everyone, or EVERY SINGLE HUMAN ON THIS ISLAND IS LIKE THAT, but just those few. Please. Control your craziness. Calm your titties- That seems wrong when I typed it..- Calm down. They are not going to spread that wings and fly away, or they can't teleport to the MBS hotel or whatever hotel. Neither can they whatever-thing-to-escape. 

Just be cool. Show them our awesomeness and give them a hug- kay they might find that offensive. Give them a warm welcome. Easy?

Okay, maybe not if you can't calm yourself.

For those who never have a chance to meet their idols (someday you will, trust me), if you are a calm person like me and spazz (Yes, I do spazz like every fangirl) secretly inside your heart, seeing them is.. not so.. Well, it is interesting and exciting but... You think like 'Oh. it is so going to change my entire life and eternity'. For me, no. I thought something will change. But when I saw FT-island, nah. ZE:A, I am happy. SNSD, BigBang, SHINee, exciting... But I wasn't screaming my lungs out and dry. 

But being crazy for them, isn't wrong. I know I am not like that or strongly agree with it, but fangirling on the spot when you see them, it really is NOTHING WRONG. 

Spazzing is fun and awesome. And we all have emotions. Sometimes we can control them and sometimes they get out of hand.

It is okay to get these feels

That is what I have inside whenever I see Hae's photo, videos and stuffs like that kind. It hurts.

Perfection.
Too much to handle.
All kpop fans can relate.
Many (not all) 11 years olds are bragging about their boyfriend while we, probably older fans, are telling the world how these guys look hot like the sun in contact lens.

Well, for those attending the concert, I am jealous of you. I wish you to have the time of your life. Say hi to Donghae for me. Tell him I love him. He inspires me, he is sexy (even though I guess he knows that). Be awesome. Spazz there. Spazz here. Spazz at changi airport. Spazz at MBS hotel. Spazz in the sky, in your car, the bus, the mrt. Just don't kena tio stomp. Be safe. Be careful at night. Especially girls but things change, the guys too. Err.. Don't let your parents get too worried since I think the concert is ending at around midnight. Go home right after it ends.
Unless you plan to camp at MBS hotel.
All the best.
Breathe hard. Play hard. Spazz hard. Five hours of your life, be happy through out that time.
God bless.

I need to go now. Have a great day ahead!

Okthxbye

Wait. I need to end it nicely with a beautiful gif(s)

As much as Hae loves his fans, I love you all too.